Valentine's Gift Decoder

Well, Valentine’s Day is this Saturday-and guys, if you haven’t made the trip to the Mall yet to select that SPECIAL gift (deluxe egg timer) for that SPECIAL someone yet, I’d say it’s about time to go.

Ladies, this is for you.

Guys generally think in terms of three-no, make that FOUR gift ideas-that work out into SIX combinations, not necessarily in this order:

1) a card
2) a heart-shaped box of candy
3) flowers
4) jewelry
5) pick two of the above
6) ALL of the above

What you get will be a function of how well the relationship is going. Here’s a quick translation:

#1 ONLY---either you two are SO tight—or so, how shall I say this-ON THE ROCKS-that this option will either delight or disgust you
#2 ONLY---your significant other has zero imagination, but lives close to a Rite Aid
#3 ONLY---your significant other LOVES you-and feels guilty about something
#4 ONLY---your significant other LOVES you more than #3 above-and probably wants
something in return (no comment)
#5 –This will almost always be #1 (card) and then the candy, flowers or jewelry-this
loverboy translates into the same category as the single number above, but needs
the card to say “I Love You” because he cannot
#6—This significant other LOVES YOU, FEELS GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING,
WANTS SOMETHING in return-----and lives close to a Rite Aid.

For further decoding, click the link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ku3DddSBRs

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Happy Valentine’s Day!